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New year, new routine: Babies first dentist appointment
Isn’t "New Year, New You" the phrase we hear every January? It’s the season of wellness tips, workout routines, and a fresh start. Maybe it was all the positive propaganda, but we decided this would also be a perfect time to reboot some habits and routines—for our 1.5-year-old!
What I Wish I Knew as a New Parent: Lessons from the Past Year
What I Wish I Knew as a New Parent: Lessons from the Past Year
Becoming a parent is a life-altering experience. The moment you hold your little one, your world shifts dramatically. But let’s be real: the first couple of years are as much about parents learning and evolving as they are about the baby growing. Here are some things I wish I had known as a new parent that might have saved me some sleepless nights, self-doubt, and way too many ugly cries in the shower.
Silent Labor: When the Christmas Miracle Comes Without the Drama
Ah, Christmas—the season of joy, twinkling lights, and the occasional unexpected surprise. Speaking of surprises, let’s chat about silent labor. No, it’s not a new holiday special or a trend in meditation; it’s a real phenomenon in childbirth that might just leave you scratching your head (and probably laughing).
Breastfeeding: The Secret to Shrinking Your Uterus
Ah, breastfeeding—a beautiful bond between mother and baby, right? If you choose to do it and / or if you are able to (check out other blog posts on those topics). But did you know it also packs a punch of benefits for the momma too? Let’s dive into the science of what happens to a woman’s body and brain when she breastfeeds. Spoiler alert: it’s not just about nourishing the little one; it’s a whole wellness journey for you, too!
Oxytocin: The Love Hormone That Helps You Labor Like a Boss
Let’s talk about the ultimate VIP in the world of childbirth: oxytocin. This little hormone is like the hype squad of labor and delivery, and trust us—it deserves a standing ovation. But what exactly is oxytocin, and why does it get all the glory during childbirth? Grab a snack, get comfy, and let’s dive into the fascinating (and slightly gooey) world of this superstar hormone!
Can I sell my placenta on the black market for $50,000?
Ah, the placenta—the mysterious organ that deserves its own superhero cape. It’s often touted in whispers and rumors as a hot commodity worth a staggering $50,000 on the black market. But is there any truth to this intriguing claim, or is it just another wild tale? Let’s get down to the nitty-gritty and find out if you can cash in on your placenta, or if it’s just a fabulous piece of misinformation.
What the fuck is a mucus plug?
Let’s talk about one of the most unsung heroes of pregnancy: the mucus plug. If you’re a first-time parent-to-be, you might be thinking, “What in the world is a mucus plug?” and “Why does my body need a glorified booger?” Fear not, dear reader! We’re diving into the gooey world of mucus plugs—complete with all the fun facts and not-so-fun names!
When should babies stop wearing onesies?
Welcome to another adventure with the Fresh Diapie Social Club, where we tackle the important (and occasionally perplexing) aspects of parenting with a splash of humor and a dash of insight. Today’s hot topic: When should your little one trade in their beloved onesies for big-kid clothes? Grab a coffee, sit back, and let’s dive into this sartorial transition!
Giving Birth with Your Baby Still in the Amniotic Sac
Okay, picture this: You’re in the delivery room, the drama is high, and all of a sudden, the baby arrives—still inside the amniotic sac. Yes, this is an actual thing that happens. It’s called being born “en caul”, and while it sounds like something out of a mermaid fantasy, it’s actually a rare but totally fascinating occurrence.
Navigating Thanksgiving with a Newborn (Without Losing Your Mind)
Thanksgiving with a newborn sounds dreamy, right? Your baby meets the fam, you indulge in a feast, and it’s all heartwarming togetherness. But let’s be real—it’s also the perfect storm for unsolicited advice, personal space invasions, and people trying to kiss your baby even after you’ve made it clear they shouldn’t.
So, You Might Puke During Labor: Let’s Talk About It
Labor—the ultimate physical and emotional rollercoaster where your body levels up to superhero status. You’ve probably prepped for contractions, pushing, and maybe even some screaming, but here’s a fun surprise no one tells you: you might throw up. Yep, labor can sometimes turn your stomach into a drama queen. Let’s dive into the “why” and the “what now?” of labor-induced vomiting.
30 hilarious quotes for new parents
You’ve embarked on the wildest ride of your life, where sleep is a distant memory, coffee is your best friend, and you’ve forgotten what adult conversation feels like. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Here are 30 hilarious quotes that perfectly capture the rollercoaster of parenthood. Laughing is the best way to stay sane when you're navigating the wonderful chaos of raising a tiny human.
Can Someone with Aquagenic Urticaria Have a Baby?
Have you heard of aquagenic urticaria? It’s a rare condition that causes an allergic reaction to water (yes, water!)—and now you’re wondering, “Can someone with this condition have a baby?” Short answer: Yes, they absolutely can. But like everything in life (and especially pregnancy), it comes with its own set of challenges. Let’s break it down.
Postpartum Hormonal Crash: What the Hell Just Happened to my body?
Congratulations! 🎉 You just grew and birthed a whole human! Now that you’ve got a tiny person in your arms, you’re probably feeling a whirlwind of emotions—pure joy, exhaustion, confusion, and maybe a sudden urge to cry because you dropped a sock. Welcome to the Postpartum Hormonal Crash, a not-so-fun rollercoaster that’s totally normal but feels like absolute chaos. Let’s dive into the science behind why your hormones are throwing a tantrum and what you can expect during this wild ride.
What the F*ck is Lochia? A No-BS Guide to Postpartum Bleeding
So, you’ve just pushed a baby out of your body or had one surgically removed. Congrats! 🎉 You’re officially a parent, and now the fun begins. But before you can start that new chapter, there's something else we need to talk about—Lochia.
The Stages of Labor: From ‘Is This It?’ to ‘OMG, It’s a Baby!
Labor. It’s the moment every expecting parent anticipates, the final hurdle before you finally meet that little human who’s been practicing ninja kicks on your bladder for months. While the word “labor” may sound daunting (and let’s be honest, it’s no walk in the park), the process can actually be broken down into a few distinct phases. And guess what? We’re going to tackle them together—with a healthy dose of humor and a whole lot of facts. Buckle up!
Comparing Kamala Harris and Donald Trump: Key Issues for New Parents
With the election underway, here’s a detailed comparison of Kamala Harris's and Donald Trump's positions on issues impacting new parents. This overview also includes their stances on healthcare, paid family leave, tax benefits, and reproductive healthcare—highlighting the candidates’ distinct visions for supporting families and their approaches to funding these initiatives.
What Does the President Have to Do with Your Baby’s First Year?
Even through its fairly easy to agree with the age old saying of “no politics and religion at the dinner table”, it’s worth noting how presidential policies can have a big impact on your life as a new parent. Here’s a quick breakdown of how.
Should I eat my own placenta?
So, you’ve just had a baby, and someone’s thrown out the question: “Are you going to eat your placenta?” It might sound like a plot twist from a cooking show gone rogue, but placentophagy—eating your placenta—has gained popularity for a variety of reasons. Let’s dive into this trend with a blend of facts, science, and a sprinkle of humor to see if this is a culinary adventure you might want to take.
You Have a Wound the Size of a Dinner Plate Inside You
Congratulations! You’ve just brought a tiny human into the world, and now you’re experiencing the post-birth adventure known as postpartum recovery. But did you know you’re also healing from a wound that’s roughly the size of a dinner plate? Yep, that’s right. After the placenta detaches from your uterine wall, it leaves behind a pretty significant “scar.” Let’s dive into the science behind this miraculous healing process, why you might feel like you’re hosting a mini-construction zone in your belly, and how you’re tackling it all with grace (and maybe a few ice packs).